Humans that annoys me at the skatepark
I’m sure all who skates have met this problem before. Be it a BMX, heely kid, scooters, rusted bikes low life, ass planters, sliders and much more. The catagories is kinda self explantory execpt rusted bike low lifes, ass planters and sliders.
Rusted bike low life
These are the kind of people that tries to fit in the skatepark and fail horriblly. They wet the park by coming in after bathing themselves in a public pool, litter all around, act like morons and leave their bikes at the bottom of ramps, race around the park like it was some race course and stops people in their tracks. Most importantly, they come in those ‘kampung style’ bikes. Some groups even smokes just for the fun/cool of it. Most are are way underaged. Not smart to find problem with these kinda people. They come in gangs. In my book, these are brainless people wasting rice and oxygen.
Ass planters
These are the pople that sits on, above, at the bottom ramps and on rails. They block considerate skaters that are trying to skate. When the skaters hold back till the limit, they either get yelled at or get hit.
Sliders
This kind of humans are those that slides down ramps like it was a playground slide. Wet sliders are worse. It makes the painted surfaces unsafe. Why are they wet you ask? Well, the came directly from the nearby puclic swimming pool.
One part of me says run all living obstacle over with no mercy. Whereas another part says that I have a role in out skaters reputation. I could easily send someone into a coma by only going down a 10 foot bank.
I’m fine with some BMXers. We even trade skates and bikes for a while. Respecting others gets retured with respect for each other. But then there are as*holes which thinks they rule the park because of their ‘Made in Golok’ BMX…They can’t do anything except going in a big circle, cutting off everyone.
Then there is the rusted bike people which do not even have proper bikes and tries to fit in by parking the idiotic, rusting bike at the bottom of a bank or ramp. Once upon a time, I broke a spine off their rims and they tried to ’settle’ it out. They were both chunky/fat so I bailed to the highest, steepest, stairless ramp. They were shouting like chimpanzees at the bottom and I ignored them. What a day.
Next, we have people that plays various sports in the skatepark itself. HELLO! A skatepark is for skating. Not badminton, futtsal, squash, football, frisbee along with other unimagineable things. There is a HUGE field enough for each individual sport to played out but they decided it would be ‘hip’ to block off others in the skatepark.
Another thing is those ’smart parents’ that guide their children, parading along with bags, mats and a plethora of thing to carry, THROUGH the main area which we skate. Not only that, they take their own, sweet, time. I just really feel like clipping one of them in the ankle. But with the speed I can obtain, they might not walk again with a shattered ankle. So I reconsidered.
Scooters are fine if they do not cut me off on my big airs. There is a 3 foot funbox area and I do not bother them there. If they act bossy and race round the park, somebody’s gonna get hurt real bad.
Heelies are fine in the ‘beginner area’. Any cutting off people and there will be some shouting. Then we have people that climbs our concrete ramps and slide down like it was a slide in a playground. This is not only youngsters but old, fat, jobless folks do that too. Childrens are understandable, but when their brainless folks encourage it and joins along, that is unimagineable. It makes me sick.
All who are mentioned are ’supposed’ to be mature enogh to think, but I guess not. This is just a post to express what I feel about them, RUBBISH.